Sunday, November 1, 2009

Andrew-ism

As we were passing a construction site with mounds of dry earth piled up across the plot of land, a young, male voice rose from the back seat of the car:

"That's a hill-of-a lot of dirt."

7 comments:

claibornes corner said...

that is toooo funny

Amy said...

Funny guy. I love it.

Mary said...

Snort.

frabjouspoet said...

I LOVE that line!!!

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Will Barbaro be the next Triple Crown winner? He has the breeding and the talent, but as of this writing twenty horses have won the first two legs of the Triple Crown only to fail at Belmont. Twenty five more have won two of the three races, but maybe this year...

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